"What is Twitter?"

How can anyone not love Lou Piniella? Besides doing a better, more entertaining job at getting ejected than any baseball manager this side of Earl Weaver, he says things like this:

"First of all, I don't know how to Twitter. Second of all, I'm not going to learn how to Twitter.... I've heard of Facebook....But I'm really not a Facebook or Twitter guy. I'm a prime rib and baked potato guy."