Thursday, January 08, 2009

Not Satirical Thursday

Economic depression has affected the libido of American adults. Larry Flynt says he wants to "rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America". Perhaps it is only his pocketbook he wants to rejuvenate as he and Joe Francis of "Girls Gone Wild" request a government bailout of $5 billion, or perhaps it is only a publicity stunt. Either way, they are looking at a 22% loss of sales on XXX DVDs.

Sure, we can live without banks, houses, and cars, but what are Americans going to do without their fake sex? Can we exist without the impact of this important industry?


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