Tuesday, December 09, 2008

How To Talk To Girls

According to 9-year-old Alec Greven, be sure to comb your hair and don't wear sweats. This precocious pint-size cutie wrote the latest book of love. After observing how not to approach girls by his fourth-grade peers, Greven decided to write a common sense pamphlet and sell it at his school's book fair. It was soon picked up by Harper Collins and now Fox Broadcasting has acquired the film rights to the self-help tome.

More sage advice to be garnered from the book is be wary of pretty girls, and control your "hyperness".

However, for me the biggest shocker is that someone possessing of the y chromosome was observant.


Blogger MCO said...

Goodness knows he's wise beyond his years about the pretty girls. They are the cause of endless trouble and heartache.

Maybe I should trade you in on an ugly one?

5:36 PM  
Blogger Lanette said...

You might be right. An ugly one would be less likely to put you in the "dog house".

7:19 PM  

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