Thursday, December 04, 2008

Helping the Economy's Victims

With the price of oil continuing to spiral downward with no bottom in sight, Congressional Democrats proposed today a $10 billion bailout of oil speculators. Industry analysts have argued that if the speculators go bankrupt, the entire system by which energy products are delivered to consumers will be endangered, potentially leading to a catastrophic crisis deepening the economic recession and resulting in millions of lost jobs.

No, they didn't. I'm just kidding.

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