The Jones Brothers: Pacman and Jerry

When Adam "Pacman" Jones got into a fight in the bathroom of a posh Dallas hotel either sometime just before or after midnight, depending on which report is accurate, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones dismissed the incident as being "overblown" and nothing more than two men "literally kidding each other" and getting carried away -- note: I'm not sure what it would have meant to be figuratively kidding each other.

Nonetheless, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell found owner Jones a bit too credulous and suspended the younger Jones for a minimum of four weeks.

Today, it was announced that the player has entered alcohol rehab at an undisclosed location.