Thursday, October 09, 2008

Bitter Election Humor

It's making the rounds this morning that Paris Hilton, a name that I am not sure has ever appeared in this blog before, is offering advice to the McCain campaign. Noting that Sarah Palin has "got a hot bod," Ms. Hilton asks, "Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit?”

Ms. Hilton, it should be noted, was not serious in stating this, but the advice has caused The Oracle to pause and think:

Given the desperation that the McCain campaign now finds itself in, they could make one of three choices in order to change the direction of the election: 1) Palin in a 2-piece; 2) McCain buys a surfboard and jumps a shark at a potential drilling site; or 3) Offer $300 billion to bail out everyone who took out a mortgage they couldn't pay.

Oops, Sen. McCain has already chosen. He took the most outlandish of the three.

1 Comments:

Blogger Lanette said...

That's too bad. If McCain had only voted with the will of the people, he might actually have a chance... well that and a display of shark jumping might help.

1:57 PM  

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