Bitter Election Humor
It's making the rounds this morning that Paris Hilton, a name that I am not sure has ever appeared in this blog before, is offering advice to the McCain campaign. Noting that Sarah Palin has "got a hot bod," Ms. Hilton asks, "Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit?”
Ms. Hilton, it should be noted, was not serious in stating this, but the advice has caused The Oracle to pause and think:
Given the desperation that the McCain campaign now finds itself in, they could make one of three choices in order to change the direction of the election: 1) Palin in a 2-piece; 2) McCain buys a surfboard and jumps a shark at a potential drilling site; or 3) Offer $300 billion to bail out everyone who took out a mortgage they couldn't pay.
Oops, Sen. McCain has already chosen. He took the most outlandish of the three.
Ms. Hilton, it should be noted, was not serious in stating this, but the advice has caused The Oracle to pause and think:
Given the desperation that the McCain campaign now finds itself in, they could make one of three choices in order to change the direction of the election: 1) Palin in a 2-piece; 2) McCain buys a surfboard and jumps a shark at a potential drilling site; or 3) Offer $300 billion to bail out everyone who took out a mortgage they couldn't pay.
Oops, Sen. McCain has already chosen. He took the most outlandish of the three.
posted by MCO at 12:11 PM
1 Comments:
That's too bad. If McCain had only voted with the will of the people, he might actually have a chance... well that and a display of shark jumping might help.
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