Thursday, September 11, 2008

Is the Problem the Length?

What is it that causes me to think that only a government lawyer could write this sentence?

“Sexual relationships with prohibited sources cannot, by definition, be arms’ length.”

This is a family friendly blog, so there is nothing left to say here, though one suspects that Leno and Letterman will have a field day with it.

Hat Tip: Instapundit

But, to speak more seriously about the most recent scandal to hit a government entity, some members of the Democratic Party led Congress, being vigilantly serious about the need to address the energy concerns of the nation, seem to be under the illusion that this inappropriate activity somehow has something to do with the need to permit more drilling for oil. For those who are so obtuse, The Oracle recommends a two step approach. Both steps can be accomplished simultaneously, so there is no need for delay:

Step 1: Fire and/or prosecute those guilty of the inappropriate activity.
Step 2: Drill, drill, drill.


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