Vincent Voyeur might?

In a Dallas Morning News report, Forrester Research analyst Henry Hartevledt explained why most people don't mind restrictions on cell phone usage on commercial airplanes: "No one wants to sit next to a Chatty Cathy talking about their latest conquest."

He's right, though his pronoun usage could use some work. One thinks that it would be difficult to make air travel more unenjoyable than it already is, but an airplane full of people chatting on their cellphones would undoubtedly make it worse.