A Little Satire on Wednesday?

After heavy criticism for his denunciations of the Catholic Church, which he had described as "the great whore," San Antonio pastor John Hagee emerged from a period of Bible study and deep reflection and apologized for what he had said.

Rev. Hagee explained that the Church was nothing more than a 2-bit whore. He regrets using the word "great."

That is not true: he actually gave a thorough and laudable apology. However, The Oracle couldn't help himself.