Pacman Jones Finds His Nirvana

A day after an article in the Dallas Morning News noted that except for Houston, "there are more strippers and adult entertainers in Dallas than in any city east of Las Vegas," the paper reports that the Dallas Cowboys have agreed to a deal with the Tennessee Titans to trade for Adam "Pacman" Jones in exchange for a 4th round pick in this year's NFL draft. If Mr. Jones manages to avoid off the field troubles, the Titans will reportedly receive a 6th round pick next year.

The Oracle is betting that 1) Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, who had developed an obsessive interest in trading for his precious, Pacman, will eventually find him uncontrollable, both on and off the field, and regret making this deal; and 2) the Titans will not receive that 2009 pick.