Just the Facts, Sir

A news report in the Dallas Morning News recounts dry cleaner owner Joseph Baggett's successful effort at warding off a would be robber. The thief's errors turned out to be fatal. Jeremy Weidenhof succinctly summarizes the outcome:

Although he got only one of three rounds on target, Mr. Baggett scored a critical hit in the perp’s head, resulting in the immediate cessation of hostilities. Well done. The robber also managed to expire in the parking lot, thus simplifying cleanup.