The Kind that Stay

The Managing Editor of the Dallas Morning News responded to the suggestion that a recent front page story on immigration revealed that the newspaper wished to "turn the region over to invaders, as follows:

It is true that we can’t understand their language, are baffled by their customs and mystified by their manners. It is true that their work ethic sometimes scares us. But, yes, I will confess it. We believe that – so long as their numbers are kept within reasonable bounds – the region should be open to resettlement by Yankees.

That's funny! The Oracle is from the Midwest, but still finds it to be hilarious.