"Is This Heaven?" "No, It's Iowa."

Well, it's Texas actually, but that is not what they said in the movie. Nonetheless, it is common knowledge that The Oracle is a huge baseball fan. Thus, when the exceptionally attractive woman with whom I had shared a first date suggested that the fact that the Rangers were in town provided an opportunity for our second, I took that as a positive sign. That it turns out that she genuinely enjoys and understands the game is even better.

Her seeming to like me may indicate that she has questionable taste, but I won't worry over that for now.

Life is good.