Not that She Cares What I Think, but....

Wouldn't Kellie Pickler have been better off if she had spent some money enhancing her brain instead?

Perhaps I am in the minority, but The Oracle has never found fake breasts that look like basketballs hanging out of a dress to be particularly alluring. And women -- even good looking ones -- who either are or who pretend to be dumb annoy me.

Women who are both attractive and smart are interesting to me. Of course, they aren't the least bit interested in me -- evidence that they are smart!

I never talk about entertainment news and apologize for the diversion. The upcoming move to the Big D has created a need for a brain enhancement of my own. Will silicone work for that?